Monday, February 23, 2009

A joke from way back

This was my absolute favourite joke as a kid. I started telling it to Jason one day, and to my horror, not only had he not heard it before, but I couldn't remember how it went exactly!
So after a thorough Google search, I finally found a similar version, and then modified it for you benefit, so here it is:

Three kids, Trouble, Manners and Shut-Up, decided to play a game of hide-n-go-seek together.
Trouble was it, so while he counted Manners hid up a tree and Shut-up hid behind a police car.
When the policeman noticed Shut-up hiding behind his car, so asked him, "What's your name, kid?"
"Shut-up", answered Shut-up.
The policeman was appalled, "Excuse me?!", he said.
"I said Shut up.", Shut-up replied.
"Where are your manners, boy?", the policeman exclaimed.
"He's up a tree", Shut-up said.
"Are you looking for trouble?", the policeman asked.
To which Shut-up replied, "No, Trouble's looking for me!"


Thursday, February 19, 2009

This is for Justine

- Available: to Jason, yes
- Age: 23. Sometimes.
- Annoyance: Grammatically incorrect Facebook statuses, too many exclamation marks (I stole those both from Ryan), being lied to, allergies, not having a job...more stuff I'm sure, but I try not to dwell on the negative things in life
- Animal: Baby matter what animal it is, the baby is always cuter. I like dogs, polar bears, elephants, giraffes, rhinos, raccoons, squirrels...yeah, I like animals.

- Birthday: 11 January
- Best Friend: Jesus
- Blind and Deaf: I'm pretty sure this question is supposed to be "or" instead of "and". But seeing as it was incorrectly phrased, I'm boycotting.
- Best weather: I love weather! Snowing, tropical thunderstorms, raining (if I'm inside), mildly sunny (21C/70F) or a little warmer with a light breeze.
- Been out of SA? Hmm...
- Believe in Magic: Um...I believe in "magic" tricks (i.e illusions) and there's evil "magic" too.
- Believe in Santa: Again this word believe...there is a guy in a red suit, who's real, he just gets paid to dress up like that.

- Candy: is great. What about it? I'm thinking of making some "Irish Potato Candy" tomorrow coz it's St Patrick's Day
- Color: blue.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla :)
- Chinese/Mexican Food: Chinese
- Cake or pie: Depends what kind of cake and what kind of pie (I'd choose apple pie over coffee cake ANYday)
- Continent to visit: Back to Africa, or first time to South America.
- Cheese: is also great. It gives you nightmares if you eat it late at night though. Feta is the best.

- Day or Night: Night
- Dancing in the rain: Might be fun

- Eyes: Mine are light brown, hazel once in a while.
- Everyone's got: a water buffalo!!
- Ever failed a class: Don't think so.
- First thoughts waking up: Either whoops, it's a bit later than I thought (or, oh look, I can go back to sleep)
- Food: I like food. I've actually started watching the Food Network quite a bit, it's usually on at my in-laws' house.

- Greatest Fear: That I'm going to crave something like Marmite, Chutney or Smarties when I get pregnant.
- Goals: see
- Gum: Raspberry Mint! Best stuff ever! But they don't sell it anymore :(
- Get along with your parents: yip, both sets of them


- Hair Color: blonde
- Height: I believe 5'2'' or something. I have no idea in cm. The last time I remember knowing how tall I was, I was 153cm.
- Happy: is a yuppie word
- Hobbies: baking, digital scrapbooking, making stuff from clay
- Holiday: I would love to be in South Africa right now. Or at Disney, with Disney passes.
- How do you want to die: painlessly after I've lived a good life.
- Ice Cream: is a staple in our house
- Jewelry: is not spelled like that.
- Job: is something I'm currently looking for

- Kids: are great.
- Kickboxing or karate: umm I guess kickboxing is somewhat similar to Taebo?
- Keep a journal: never been very good at that. Trying to start blogging.

- Love: is sometimes a lot of work, but always rewarding.
- Laughed so hard you cried: sure. Best kind of laughing, haven't done it in a while unfortunately.

- Milk flavor: plain milk is yummy. I also like strawberry or chocolate.
- Movies: I watch a lot more of them lately. America has this cool thing called Redbox where you can rent them for $1. And currently, they're free on Wednesdays. Plus we get them from the library. So that's a whole lot of movies, for not a lot of money :)
- Motion sickness: not something I'm prone to (thankfully)
- McD’s or BK: I like them both. Probably BK though (frozen coke...enough said :) but we don't have one close by :(

- Number: 7 is my favourite

O& P
- One wish: a job
- Pepsi/Coke: Coca-a-cola! Although Pepsi makes my favourite: Caramel Cream. Mmm
- Perfect Pizza: Extra cheese, bacon, pineapple, slighly crispy on the bottom, maybe cheese crust too
- Piercings: ears

- Quail: never tried it (I think) I would though.

- Reality T.V.: has some cool shows, and some really lame ones. Haha, I love Beauty and the Geek.
- Radio Station: hmm. I guess Magic.
- Roll your tongue in a circle: is apparently hereditary.
- Ring size: 4 3/4.

- Song: can't think of one at the moment.
- Shoe size: SA: 3 USA: 5 (I shop in the kid's section)
- Salad Dressing: Raspberry Vinaigrette, that one my mom-in-law has (sweet onion or something I think), Ranch, Thousand Island. I'm quite a fan of salad dressings.
- Sushi: No thanks. Chunder vibes!!
- Shower: my shower is pretty nice. And yes I showered today. And I prefer showering to bathing.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries :) But blueberries are nice too, and really good for you.

- Tattoos: No thanks.
- Time for bed: not yet.

- Unpredictable: my emotions.

- Vacation spot(s): I like travelling. I'd go almost anywhere if it was free.

- Weaknesses: vanilla scented anything, Jason
- Worst feeling: depression
- Worst Weather: really really hot or really hot and humid

- X-Rays: I've had a few. No broken bones though.

-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: is my mom's favourite colour. I find myself liking it more and more.

- Zoo animal: I haven't been to the zoo in a looong time. But if I had to pick one that I would imagine was there, that was my favourite, I'd say an elephant. Or a polar bear. Or a giraffe.
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